Jaz just reassured some lady from the Bahamas that the "Indoor use only" on her new tiles to be installed on a porch really only applied to areas with freeze/thaw cycles.
She had an absolutely great reply with:
Thank you for easing my mind about my purchase. I will make sure the ice cubes from the c**ktails dont freeze the tiles!
BTW, nice editing software, Carter 
And then my mind wandered to other really funny threads, like the "bear bait" thread or the munchies thread with Bud giving the Ritz crackers and peanut butter and spices.
But who said, and it might have been 5 years ago, but I still laugh when I think of it:
"With a floor like that even carpet would crack"
And while we're at it, I've heard nothing of or seen no site updates from Shawn, heard of no updates on how Laura ever made out with her recovery from her potentially career changing events and what about Skip and her family?